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Psychological Jokes

Definition of Psychologist....Ambivalence Chaser

Definition of Psychologist....Odd studying the Id

Secretary: "There is a man in the waiting room who wants to see you and he claims he is invisible." Psychologist: "Tell him I can't see him."

Patient: "Doc, you have to help me right away...I'm shrinking."
Psychologist: "You'll have to be a little patient."

A patient comes to see a psychologist. The patient is blind and has a seeing eye dog. Midway through the session the dog pees on the blind man's leg. The man reaches down and pats the dog on the head. The psychologist says, "Don't pat your dog's head, you're reinforcing bad behavior." The patient says, "I'm not reinforcing bad behavior....I'm just trying to locate his head so I can kick him in the ass!"

Patient: "She was the perfect woman."
Psychologist: "Why didn't you marry her?"
Patient: "She was looking for the perfect man."

Patient: "Doctor, last night I dreamed I was a pup tent, and the night before I dreamed I was a circus tent. What's the matter with me?"
Psychologist: "You're two tents." (too tense)

Patient: "My husband fell into an upholstery machine."
Psychologist: "How is he doing?"
Patient: "He's fully recovered."

Patient: "My parents hated me."
Psychologist: "Why do you say that?"
Patient: "They gave me a radio and a toaster for bath toys."

Question: Are people who jump off of a Paris bridge in Siene?

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